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Bob The MagnificentIt was a fine summer evening in the Nolduras Woods, the kind which made penguins wish they’d had the fortune of being born squirrels so that they might have the luxury of enjoying a perfect night sheltered from bloodthirsty mosquitoes by a thick tree’s bark, awakening to the songs of songbirds, rather than suffering an eternal night in the frozen wastelands that are their home. It was on this particularly pleasant evening that Bob awoke. That’s not to say that he didn’t awaken on prior evenings, only that he did so on this particular one, and quite slowly in fact. Bob stretched his majestic wings as he slowly bBob The Magnificent
by ~fromunda-du-fromage
Subspace Bar: Link's Lament“Lon lon milk and Bourbon, hold the milk.” I turned to face my customer as I pulled out the bottle.Subspace Bar: Link's Lament
“Her again?” I asked the green clad swordsman sitting before me. “Yeah…” Link replied feebly. Completely ignoring the shot I’d just poured him, he took a deep swig from the bottle before continuing. “I just don’t get it…” “Lay it on me.” “Well,” Link started, “have you ever been betrayed by someone you loved?” “Only by people I was stupid enough to think I loved.” I chuckled. Of all my regulars, Link was undou
by ~fromunda-du-fromage
Dialogue Writing Exercise"But why? Why Jim?" She sobbed. "I'm sorry. I had no choice." "But why? Why would you do this to me, to us?" Jim sighed, "Sarah, do you remember when you told me you wanted to live on a farm?" "Of course. We argued about it for months. You said you didn't want to abandon your job, arguing you'd be promoted to sales manager soon, and only gave in when Kyle got the promotion instead. Why do you ask?" "Jeez! A simple 'yes' would have sufficed. I mean I know the audience needs information, but that was incredibly boring exposition." "Sorry..." "Anyway, that wasn't the real reason I didn't want to come outDialogue Writing Exercise
by ~fromunda-du-fromage
Our AuthorOur Author,Our Author
Who art in Literature, Hollowed be thy name. Thy novels come, When editing done, On computers as it is on paper. Give us this day, our daily read And forgive us our movie versions, As we forgive those who create these movies And lead us not into enjoyment, But defile our Literature. The End.
by ~fromunda-du-fromage
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Give Up EverythingGrade SchoolGive Up Everything
“Wanna hang out?” Gotta read “Come play dodge ball” Wanna succeed.
“Put down that book” I love words “Get some exercise” I know it’s absurd.
“Boy-girl sleep over” I’d rather write “Steph’s gonna be there” Have a good night.
High School
“There’s a homecoming dance” Reading Ender’s Game “You can converse with people” Won’t be the same.
“Get a girlfriend, man” Don’t have time “What do you have to do?” Figure out this rhyme.
“Hey man, let’s play some footb
by ~calivinguy
My Final Good WorkMy Final Good WorkMy Final Good Work
I trudged toward my car, armed only with a small black case and a mini cooler full of goodies. Along my walk from apartment to car, several friends/amigos/amies inquired as to what swept my young heart. “It’s almost midnight,” they commented, with question marks for eyes. “Where are you headed?” I’d smiled and replied, “I’m off to write the world’s greatest novel and then kill myself.”
by ~calivinguy
Why I Hate FeminismWhy I Hate FeminismWhy I Hate Feminism
Man versus Progressive Woman
“Just one more hill,” Brian spoke to himself, sweating. He had traveled miles without finding another person. When he’d escaped that world-wide nuclear winter, it seemed no one else had done the same. That’s when he reached the top and found a small camp fire in the distance. His heart jumped, and despite the fatigue, he ran down the hill and toward the smoke. In the dark, he could see the figure. And as it turned sideways to seek the sound of twig snapping, he was certain he’d hallucinated. But no, could it be? “Breasts?” he’d managed to
by ~calivinguy
P.E.T.A. L.O.V.E.P.E.T.A. L.O.V.E.P.E.T.A. L.O.V.E.
“I’m looking forward to spending a week in Europe with you,” she sweetly stated. “Me too,” I replied, coolly. The flight took about twenty hours, at which point Eliza and I arrived in England. The in-flight movie was Pootie Tang.
Our hotel room was something out of a dream. When my mother – a travel agent – had planned this vacation for us, I had no grasp of her abilities. Looking at what passed for three stars in London, my eyes bugged out. A large king sized bed, a Jacuzzi bath tub, profile sized mirror behind the bed – “we’ll enjoy that”, she had
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- Current Residence: Dayton, Ohio, USA
- Interests: Bass playing, writing, video games, and penguin &^%$ing
- Favourite movie: Tais Toi!
- Favourite band or musician: Too many to name, but Frank Zappa, Mr. Bungle, Darth Vegas, and Stanley Clarke are a few.
- Favourite genre of music: Anything except Techno and hip/hop is good by me, with the exception of punk.
- Favourite artist: Grominatrix (no I'm not just felating your ego) and Dali
- Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adam, Christopher Moore, and the authors of 'Good Omens' are but a few.
- Favourite game: The Super Smash Bros series. Super Mario RPG as well.
- Favourite gaming platform: hmmm... Computer, SNES, or Wii.
- Personal Quote: “Survival has been founded in a distant part of the universe” – Civilizations 4
- Tools of the Trade: Hands and fingers. They do EVERYTHING for me. Oh yes, everything...
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