My favorite thing is pretty dresses!


Bob The MagnificentIt was a fine summer evening in the Nolduras Woods, the kind which made penguins wish theyd had the fortune of being born squirrels so that they might have the luxury of enjoying a perfect night sheltered from bloodthirsty mosquitoes by a thick trees bark, awakening to the songs of songbirds, rather than suffering an eternal night in the frozen wastelands that are their home. It was on this particularly pleasant evening that Bob awoke. Thats not to say that he didnt awaken on prior evenings, only that he did so on this particular one, and quite slowly in fact. Bob stretched his majestic wings as he slowly bBob The Magnificent


Subspace Bar: Link's LamentLon lon milk and Bourbon, hold the milk. I turned to face my customer as I pulled out the bottle.Subspace Bar: Link's Lament
Her again? I asked the green clad swordsman sitting before me. Yeah Link replied feebly. Completely ignoring the shot Id just poured him, he took a deep swig from the bottle before continuing. I just dont get it Lay it on me. Well, Link started, have you ever been betrayed by someone you loved? Only by people I was stupid enough to think I loved. I chuckled. Of all my regulars, Link was undou


Dialogue Writing Exercise"But why? Why Jim?" She sobbed. "I'm sorry. I had no choice." "But why? Why would you do this to me, to us?" Jim sighed, "Sarah, do you remember when you told me you wanted to live on a farm?" "Of course. We argued about it for months. You said you didn't want to abandon your job, arguing you'd be promoted to sales manager soon, and only gave in when Kyle got the promotion instead. Why do you ask?" "Jeez! A simple 'yes' would have sufficed. I mean I know the audience needs information, but that was incredibly boring exposition." "Sorry..." "Anyway, that wasn't the real reason I didn't want to come outDialogue Writing Exercise


Our AuthorOur Author,Our Author
Who art in Literature, Hollowed be thy name. Thy novels come, When editing done, On computers as it is on paper. Give us this day, our daily read And forgive us our movie versions, As we forgive those who create these movies And lead us not into enjoyment, But defile our Literature. The End.


Bad PoetryDear --,Bad Poetry
I began your letter at the stop sign on Third Street and lost it in a traffic jam on Hemming Way; you would've rolled your eyes at the name, so I tried to imagine you sitting beside me. That's what did it, of course--I had a perfectly good sentence and it went right out the window
with sentiment.
See there--I was trying to redeem myself by writing a poem, but apologetic prose doesn't like to share. I had grand illusions--something about a word o
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My favorite thing is pretty dresses.
*Looks up*
Spider-man is watching me?! I feel so blessed!
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My favorite thing is pretty dresses.
"How long have you been watching me?"
"Not long...just, ya know, every night for the last three months..."
... Dammit, they can swim...
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...did I say that?
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Oh, and I'm a member of the writers club... I think.
Seriously, good luck learning though. I suggest getting private lessons, or, if you REALLY insist on teaching yourself, look up some of MarlowDK's instructional videos on youtube. Give it a few years, and you can be a Wooten/Clark/Miller/Pastorius/etc.!
But yeah, it's been a while... been incredibly busy these days... It's really annoying, it's been months since I've even written anything worthwhile because I've been so busy with school and the occasional Super Smash Bros (found a group of friends here who play on a professional level! WHOO!).
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My favorite thing is pretty dresses.
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Virus...
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