HiiiiiiiiMy favorite thing is pretty dresses!
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Bob The MagnificentIt was a fine summer evening in the Nolduras Woods, the kind which made penguins wish they’d had the fortune of being born squirrels so that they might have the luxury of enjoying a perfect night sheltered from bloodthirsty mosquitoes by a thick tree’s bark, awakening to the songs of songbirds, rather than suffering an eternal night in the frozen wastelands that are their home. It was on this particularly pleasant evening that Bob awoke. That’s not to say that he didn’t awaken on prior evenings, only that he did so on this particular one, and quite slowly in fact. Bob stretched his majestic wings as he slowly bBob The Magnificent
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Subspace Bar: Link's Lament“Lon lon milk and Bourbon, hold the milk.” I turned to face my customer as I pulled out the bottle.Subspace Bar: Link's Lament
“Her again?” I asked the green clad swordsman sitting before me. “Yeah…” Link replied feebly. Completely ignoring the shot I’d just poured him, he took a deep swig from the bottle before continuing. “I just don’t get it…” “Lay it on me.” “Well,” Link started, “have you ever been betrayed by someone you loved?” “Only by people I was stupid enough to think I loved.” I chuckled. Of all my regulars, Link was undou
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Dialogue Writing Exercise"But why? Why Jim?" She sobbed. "I'm sorry. I had no choice." "But why? Why would you do this to me, to us?" Jim sighed, "Sarah, do you remember when you told me you wanted to live on a farm?" "Of course. We argued about it for months. You said you didn't want to abandon your job, arguing you'd be promoted to sales manager soon, and only gave in when Kyle got the promotion instead. Why do you ask?" "Jeez! A simple 'yes' would have sufficed. I mean I know the audience needs information, but that was incredibly boring exposition." "Sorry..." "Anyway, that wasn't the real reason I didn't want to come outDialogue Writing Exercise
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Our AuthorOur Author,Our Author
Who art in Literature, Hollowed be thy name. Thy novels come, When editing done, On computers as it is on paper. Give us this day, our daily read And forgive us our movie versions, As we forgive those who create these movies And lead us not into enjoyment, But defile our Literature. The End.
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Bad PoetryDear --,Bad Poetry
I began your letter at the stop sign on Third Street and lost it in a traffic jam on Hemming Way; you would've rolled your eyes at the name, so I tried to imagine you sitting beside me. That's what did it, of course--I had a perfectly good sentence and it went right out the window
with sentiment.
See there--I was trying to redeem myself by writing a poem, but apologetic prose doesn't like to share. I had grand illusions--something about a word o
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- Current Residence: Dayton, Ohio, USA
- Interests: Bass playing, writing, video games, and penguin &^%$ing
- Favourite movie: Tais Toi!
- Favourite band or musician: Too many to name, but Frank Zappa, Mr. Bungle, Darth Vegas, and Stanley Clarke are a few.
- Favourite genre of music: Anything except Techno and hip/hop is good by me, with the exception of punk.
- Favourite artist: Grominatrix (no I'm not just felating your ego) and Dali
- Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adam, Christopher Moore, and the authors of 'Good Omens' are but a few.
- Favourite game: The Super Smash Bros series. Super Mario RPG as well.
- Favourite gaming platform: hmmm... Computer, SNES, or Wii.
- Personal Quote: “Survival has been founded in a distant part of the universe” – Civilizations 4
- Tools of the Trade: Hands and fingers. They do EVERYTHING for me. Oh yes, everything...
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My favorite thing is pretty dresses.
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Spider-man is watching me?! I feel so blessed!
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"How long have you been watching me?"
"Not long...just, ya know, every night for the last three months..."
... Dammit, they can swim...
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Oh, and I'm a member of the writers club... I think.
Seriously, good luck learning though. I suggest getting private lessons, or, if you REALLY insist on teaching yourself, look up some of MarlowDK's instructional videos on youtube. Give it a few years, and you can be a Wooten/Clark/Miller/Pastorius/etc.!
But yeah, it's been a while... been incredibly busy these days... It's really annoying, it's been months since I've even written anything worthwhile because I've been so busy with school and the occasional Super Smash Bros (found a group of friends here who play on a professional level! WHOO!).
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